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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 23:58

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
One Fitness Accessory Makes You Up to 7 Times More Likely to Stay Active - ScienceAlert
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
What is your favourite colour and why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Grandfather's simple changes reversed pre-diabetes diagnosis that left him 'petrified' - AOL.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Sophia Bush Says She Endured “Every Kind of Abuse” on Show Due to Older Man - The Hollywood Reporter
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read