What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 23:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

One Fitness Accessory Makes You Up to 7 Times More Likely to Stay Active - ScienceAlert

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What is your favourite colour and why?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Caitlin Clark Had Brutally Honest Take on Her Shooting Struggles in Fever’s Loss - Sports Illustrated

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Grandfather's simple changes reversed pre-diabetes diagnosis that left him 'petrified' - AOL.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Aryna Sabalenka Breaks Silence On Eyebrow-Raising Coco Gauff Remarks — And People Have Thoughts - HuffPost

No go.

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Sophia Bush Says She Endured “Every Kind of Abuse” on Show Due to Older Man - The Hollywood Reporter

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Flash floods kill 3 in West Virginia, several people missing after inches of rain fell in 30 minutes - CBS News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read